Veni, vidi, voodoo!

VOODOOS AND DON'TS FOR THE MONTH OF OCTOBER:

DO:

Eat candy
Watch horror movies
Carve pumpkins
Deck your house in black and orange
Stick candy corn on your teeth for tasty fangs
Wear costumes
Make your dog wear costumes
Read horror stories
Write horror stories
Prank your neighbors
Drink pumpkin beer
Visit a haunted house
Attend a Halloween parade
Make voodoo dolls of  your enemies

DON'T:

Stick a pin in the butt of my voodoo doll (or any other body part, for that matter). My revenge is swift, pointy, and unrelenting.

DEFINITELY DO:

Listen to the Cramps! It's October first, for crying out loud. Crank the volume and lose your mind under the spell of their voodoo idol!

P.S. Check out this wicked 1980 Cramps photo shoot, narrated with lyrics from "Voodoo Idol"!