Hang in there, Jason!

I gave her my heart,
she gave me a knife wound.

What does Jason do after a particularly gruesome Friday the 13th? Most likely he has a particularly gruesome Saturday the 14th, Sunday the 15th, Monday the 16th... But maybe once in a while he stops a minute to think about his evil deeds, and maybe even tries to change his ways.

The Menzingers' video for "I Don't Wanna Be an Asshole Anymore" details this scenario, from Jason putting up motivational posters, to doing sit-ups, to joining online dating sites. Does Jason get the girl in the end, without using a machete to do so? Watch to find out!