Welcome, Great Pumpkin!

Art by Shawn Dickinson

First day out of the tomb since last October, and what do I find? The world has not gone to fun horror movie hell, but actual real and scary hell! It's enough to make a ghoul want to crawl right back in her sepulcher. The only thing that could make it better (besides drowning my fears in candy) is to fill the next 30 days with the spookiest tunes I can dig up. 

October first is always reserved for The Cramps, so just to make us all feel a little safer, I've called in America's greatest not-so-secret weapon--Bikini Girls with Machine Guns! They're the baddest of the badass chicks, and we should all be grateful they're on our side. 

The Cramps got some mainstream notoriety for this song, thanks to Beavis and Butthead's worship of it. Check it out below with their added chorus of heh heh hehs and huh huh huhs.