Enrollment time at Nuke 'Em High.

Last weekend I was lucky enough to see a rough cut of the upcoming Troma film Return to Nuke 'Em High Volume 2. Troma was my first job out of college and the reason I ever moved to NYC in the first place, so since things have been coming weirdly full circle in my life a lot lately, this weekend is going to focus on the music of Troma!

The new Return to Nuke 'Em High films find Tromaville High School still beset by nuclear waste issues (namely the unwitting consumption of it), just as it was in the first three Nuke 'Em Highs, made in the late 80s and early 90s. Don't the citizens of Tromaville ever learn? Uh, no. No they don't. 

Volume 2 features all the raunchy humor and gory/gross effects you've come to know and love from Troma, plus some very special guest stars, like Lemmy as the President and Ron Jeremy as God. Clearly it's Troma's world, the rest of us are just radioactive squirrels trying to bite someone's (Lloyd's?) nuts.

Here is the classic Class of Nuke 'Em High theme remixed by Dedderz for the new volume of Return to Nuke 'Em High. No word yet on an official release date, but if they're doing rough cut screenings, hopefully that means it'll arrive in time for Santa to slip the DVD in your crusty, strangely-stained stocking.

Whet your appetite for all things nuclear with this taste of what you're in for: