Once you go goth, you never lack black.

What happens when your special someone is all sunshine and lollipops, but then along comes a grown-up Wednesday Addams in a Prius tricked out like the Munsters' car? Trouble in paradise!
"You're So Dark" was the B-side to the Arctic Monkeys' 2013 song "One for the Road." It starts as a litany of all the wonderful qualities about this dark new person--she's got a Dracula cape, watches Italian horror and listens to the scores, and has a Triple A membership to the cemetary--before admitting that she's nothing like his current daylight-loving lady, and that this dark girl's love would tear them apart. He knows he's not her type, but that doesn't stop him from wanting her, so maybe it's time to have that dreaded talk. After all, sometimes things/goth girls just happen, and it's really nobody's fault...